I entered a government office building on Saturday. The security man said that I couldn’t go onto the roof as Colin Farrell was filming up there. Like the Beatles Let it Be performance at Abbey Road I suppose. I had no intention of going near the roof.
I was driving home late, past Jury’s Hotel Ballsbridge when I was stopped by a Garda (policeman), for no apparent reason. “Colin Farrell is filming nearby” he said, “we have to stop the traffic.”.
At a meeting, X said that she was in a pub and saw this guy that she thought she knew.
He walked over to her and said: “You don’t know me, I’m Colin Farrell.”.